mofgimmers:

So, for some inexplicable reason, a bunch of people I know got working on a hashtag called #mof4NME which was a not-so-serious call to get me behind the wheel of one of the world’s most prestigious music rags. If you didn’t know, the editor - Krissy Murrison - just left to go and write for The Times. So, playing along, I applied with the NME’s owners, IPC, to be the new editor. 

Below, is the cover letter I actually sent for the job. Shall we politely say that it isn’t your average cover letter. Hope you enjoy it… and no, I haven’t heard back from them. Probably all the grammatical errors and typos.

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Why do you think we’re always whistling ;)

I had sex with synthesisers, here is our beautiful baby.

Lowest form of wit my foot.

acidefemme:

ohh i like this :D

mofgimmers:

Here’s a thing. I’ve seen a number of tumblrists (is that even a word? It shouldn’t be. It’s terrible) hooting about an image that says “I have heels bigger than your dick”, and it’s been kinda playing on my mind.

Because I’m a hypocrite, it a drag queen said it, I’d love it, but because…

Hayyuuuuurrrrrhhhhhh!

GOT ME A MOVIE! UH HUH HUH HO!!!!

Too late for a Christmas present?